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Coffee With Jon
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'I work on the deli counter in Somerfield.
It's shit. Every single customer seems to be either blind,illiterate or
socially retarded. None more than the gentleman who ran up, puffing and
panting, to say "GIVE ME SOME CHEESE!". Nothing particularly unusual
about that apart from the fact that he was quite clearly masturbating
furiously, staring at me with a a mad little glint in his eye.'
....and I complain about some of the customers I talk to?
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Willys!
Simon has a cat, and its one of those cats that never comes to you,
however much you make stupid noises, pat the chair or try to stroke it,
it just walks away...one of those 'fuck off and leave me alone because
I have no use for you' cats. I don't like those cats. If you say
'willieees!' to it in a high pitched sort of womany voice it comes to
you and rubs itself against you.
Well it made me laugh, anyway.
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Why must life be full of so much shit? It's just one thing after another. I don't even know where to direct my anger.
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On my wish list:
Device which enables me to turn back time
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WHERES MY DOLPHIN
Left the house today black ringed eyes in silence shitty ipod runs out
of battery sitting in my bag. Dog shit is stragtegically placed in my
way, its pissing down and the cars swerve to splash me with gigantic
roadside puddles. People cough in my face in passing, hood keeps
blowing down, wet hair plastered over face. Contemplate 6 quid train
fare plus increasingly bedragled self, the idea of college out the
window. Do something constructive? No, libary closed no apparent
reason. Sigh. Sit at dripping bus stop and stare at the wall.
Yes I've had 'one of those days'. It seems like one of those days eveyday now.
We're on the bangface website. Oh dear. Couldn've been messier I guess.
This will be my 100th entry. Woo fucking hoo!
Lets celebrate with some pictures of some sexy ladies.
 
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